Sloth Checkout

NAME: Sloth Checkout
TICKER: $SLOCO

CONCEPT: a sloth working the Costco checkout counter at glacial speed

TAGLINE:
membership price? just a sec

DESCRIPTION:
the sloth who rings up your 48-pack of toilet paper in 47 minutes. lines form. patience is tested. hot dogs still $1.50.

LORE:
after getting fired from every fast food joint for being too slow, this sloth found his calling at costco. now he scans every item like it's a precious artifact. customers age visibly in line but the bulk snacks are worth it. legend says he once took four hours to ring up one rotisserie chicken.